how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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