You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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