how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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