No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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