Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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