all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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