i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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