my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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