We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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