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(347): View more from New York

weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(646): View more from New York

ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

(812): View more from Indiana

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(646): View more from New York

Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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(503): View more from Oregon

My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Less talking, more tequila

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.

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(914): View more from New York

It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.

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(708): View more from Illinois

you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.

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