if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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