I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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