stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My dick has a subreddit
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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