How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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