PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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