i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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