For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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