you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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