So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You're a waste of cheezeits
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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