the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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