Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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