when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
