we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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