It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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