Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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