i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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