I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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