a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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