How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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