I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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