discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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