Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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