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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Even my vagina gasped.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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