office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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