at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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