You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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