Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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