I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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