your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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