Sry I called you an 8
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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