"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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