rhymes with "ouble enetration"
accomplished twins. life is a go
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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