I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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