so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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