I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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