I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Randomize
