we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how can u be prego again
it hurts more in the daytime
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Randomize
