I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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