i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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