im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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