at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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