Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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