It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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