When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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